Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.

That moment when you’re not sure if the automatic door is going to open for you or not.

When it comes to insults. Always be there for your bestfriend.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

when your bestfriend insults someone:

but when someone insults your bestfriend:

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When my friends and I hear there is free food at an event

When guys say cramps cant be that bad ..

wowfunniestposts:

I can feel the hurt. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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I found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

My biggest problem about me is that I'm impatient;

wowfunniestposts:

When my laptop doesn’t respond straight away;

When I’ve gone out for a meal and it’s taking forever to come;

When people promise a certain time to come over or hang out but come 3 hours later;

When people do something for you but are taking forever to complete it;

When people take forever to answer the most easiest questions in class;

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Seeing all these photos of girls and boys hugging, kissing, holding hands and being cute and im just sitting here like

wowfunniestposts:

This.

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Differences between normal people and me:

funniest10k:

 

Normal people when they laugh:

Me:

Normal people when they see their idol:

Me:

Normal people when they know someone likes them:

Me :

“Why?”

Normal people dancing:

Me:

Normal people walking:

Me:

Normal people who are pissed off: 

Me :

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I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.